11 months ago

loki-is-our-god:

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marry: hawkeye
live: s.h.i.e.l.d. headquarters
kids: one
cars: latest, fastest sports car
kink: roleplay
job: God

marry: loki
live: SHIELD headquaters
kids: an 8 legged horse (omg)
cars: vintage motorbike
kink: daddy issues (I CRIED LAUGHING)
 job: genius playboy

marry: Hawkeye
live: Asgard
kids: three
cars: The Bifrost
kink: Tight Clothing
 job: Personal Assistant

I’LL TAKE IT!

(Source: giant-pancakes)

reblogged philipisacatwhore-deactivated20 originally giant-pancakes
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  1. show-me-the-stars-chinboy reblogged this from kinnme and added:
    Captain America!!!!. S.H.I.E.L.D Headquarters. A bunch of fussy superheroes. S.H.I.E.L.D Aircraft carrier. Violence....
  2. rocketeercody reblogged this from the-demon-child and added:
    I literally got the same one as this one ^
  3. derpyoutcast reblogged this from just-a-leviathan-called-ella
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  5. just-a-leviathan-called-ella reblogged this from 16marie
  6. 16marie reblogged this from cephalopodian
  7. notsuppose2bhere2day reblogged this from ineedaradio and added:
    Havent seen this on my dash for a while. So...thought, “Eh, why not?”
  8. so-adorabloodthirsty reblogged this from sleepytimejane and added:
    Married: Loki House: Asgard Kids: none Car: SHIELD aircraft carrier Kinks: bestiality Job: Scientist I am strangely ok...
  9. avenger-lover reblogged this from xlightningx
  10. babyrodent reblogged this from cleverramble and added:
    Marry: Loki (obviously) Live: Small town, U.S.A. (my hometown, go figure.) Kids: 42 (WHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAA that’s a fucking...
  11. dream-of-me-till-you-wake reblogged this from hardyjoegasm
  12. kirk-enterprises reblogged this from tommarvolohiddles and added:
    Marry: Loki (ON MY FIRST TRY I SWEAR D:) Asgard Smartass robots (lmao what) My own supersuit (does that mean I get an...
  13. greeneagon reblogged this from n-warchive and added:
    Marry: Bruce Banner Mansion A Serpent Latest, fastest sports car Daddy issues Entomologist
  14. purrawontblink reblogged this from tommarvolohiddles
  15. nightmarekingpitch reblogged this from apotterlifeforme and added:
    Marry: Loki Live: Small Town, USA Kids: Serpent Cars: Latest, fastest sportscar Kink: Violence Job: Entomologist
  16. apotterlifeforme reblogged this from thegirlwhoreachedthemoon and added:
    Marry: Loki Asgard none S.H.I.E.L.D. aircraft carrier Horns… lol Scientist
  17. starsapphira reblogged this from cuntrocket and added:
    Marry: Natasha (yesssss) Shack in South America (…i guess we’re undercover or something?) An eight-legged horse...
  18. in-my-shadow-soul reblogged this from giant-pancakes
  19. noblenat20 reblogged this from alenkoos and added:
    Marry: Iron Man (Move over Pepper Pots…) Live: SHIELD HQ Kids: An 8-legged horse (How is this possible?) Cars: Your own...
  20. a-much-more-profound-bond reblogged this from nipple-detective and added:
    Marry: Loki (SAFNsjaLngLAK) Asgard 3 Company Car (wat) Violence (ASNFANKASGJASKLG) Genius Playboy
  21. moosewingz reblogged this from reprehensiblewombat and added:
    I’m married to Natasha, which is an adventure and a half in itself (and also includes a mandatory Clint Barton because...
  22. ezios-sassy-pants reblogged this from plugoutbaby
  23. voldyrule reblogged this from giant-pancakes and added:
    Thor Live in Asguard Kid is a serpent Your own Suit BDSM Nanny
  24. byduskisawlight reblogged this from angelical-song-echelon and added:
    An eight legged horse Car SHIELD...army spokesperson
  25. liftyourhandstowardsthesun reblogged this from angelical-song-echelon and added:
    Multi purpose tool?? :/...Horns XD Job Scientist XD
  26. asteria-of-mars reblogged this from amdragon97 and added:
    Kids: A bunch of fussy superheros. Cars: Vintage moterbike Kink: BDSM Job: Carpenter
  27. dandydanduh reblogged this from angelical-song-echelon and added:
    Loki Asgard 8-legged horse...Beastiality Nanny … not bad. Not bad at all. X)
  28. amdragon97 reblogged this from angelical-song-echelon and added:
    Beastiality Job Scientist I’m totally okay with that. :3
  29. cocaqueuera reblogged this from viperishpath
  30. angelical-song-echelon reblogged this from labyrinthroses and added:
    Marry Iron Man Live in a mansion Kids...job ornitologist
  31. chrissysprinkles reblogged this from sweetcharade518 and added:
    Thor Small Town USA 8-legged horse (?!??!) S.H.I.E.L.D. aircraft carrier Daddy issues (?!?!?!?!!??!????) Spy So...
  32. a-llama-in-the-tardis reblogged this from hey-its-tsai
  33. waiting-for-godots-coffee reblogged this from theavengers-assembling and added:
    …So I marry Tony, live in a mansion, have three kids, have my own supersuit, have cars as a kink and my job is a genius...
  34. cherryblossomgoodbye reblogged this from amychaninthetardis and added:
    Marry Captain America… (nu) Living at S.H.I.E.L.D. Headquarters (definite no) 8-Legged Horse for a kid (LOKI, TAKE YOUR...